Take a deep breath, think about what you’re going to say, and use this handy contact form to send me a message. While keeping in mind that your IP address is being logged by the server, take another breath, look at what you’ve written, ask yourself “Do I really want to send this?”, then click the “Submit” button. If Google thinks you’re a bot, you’ll probably have to solve a puzzle where you have to click all the images that have boats or some shit.

Sorry about all this. I have trust issues.